LET’S ALL BE GOOD LITTLE AUTOMATON DROIDS AND BELIEVE EVERYTHING WE HEAR ON TV

The Esteemed Berlusconi Youth has been disagreeing with the Esteemed Scary Door about RLSH.

That’s Real Life Super Heroes to you noob.

You’re so like 2001.

Bet you don’t even have a myspace.

I disagree that these guys are fascists: “The same ubermensch delusion inflicting Anders Breivik inflicts these people, people who, by the way, fit the classic fascist profile; the suburban and rural middle class. Fear is the steroid inflating their fantasies.”

That’s also the classic profile of Socialist Workers Party members when they go back to mum’s house during semester breaks. I got a 2/2 but I quoted Alex Callinicos so it all equals out rite!!

“Dark Spartan isn’t a real superhero! He’s a man in riot gear who helps drunks home.”

“I’m willfully blind to the rampaging fascist threat in our midst!” you mean. “¡No pasarán!”

Besides, for every “Black Monday Society” there’s a “Black Arrow” or “Entomo“. And how do you even stand our as a crazed reactionary in Salt Lake City?

Read an interview with the RLSH “Thanatos” here. And an interview by the same guy with my mum “Roland” here. Mum says if my marks don’t improve next semester she’s not paying for that internship at the Journalists Union. She’s a total bitch.

No wonder dad left us.

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7 responses

  1. I’ve noticed that Mum’s been quiet since I cast baseless aspersions on the length of her john. I imagine she’s hidden away reinventing herself as a real-life superhero: forget Stalin’s Moustache or Lenin’s Goatee, soon we shall see the emergence of: Long John! Seasonal justice fighter.

    August 5, 2011 at 2:48 am

    • When masked avengers have to put on their thermal underwear before going out to fight crime and revisionism, it’s time to pass on the cape to a new generation– you know Batman would burn through a Robin every couple of years. As soon as he got all grown up and boring, and legally competent to testify in court.

      That’s the story of Nightwing.

      August 5, 2011 at 8:13 am

      • Ever since I was stripped the mantle of Little John in favour of some new young turk, I’ve struggled to reinvent my persona Nightwing style. How is it that you manage to blossom so fully and regularly?

        August 6, 2011 at 12:20 am

      • Wot choo talkin bout lil John?

        August 7, 2011 at 10:27 am

  2. And speaking of the serial abuse of boiz, what’s with the constant depiction of the Priest-Whores of the High Antichrist of Barbarian Rome as child abusers? Are we to believe that there are NO priests out there who are gentle and considerate lovers? I mean I find that a bit hard to believe even just on basic mathematical grounds…

    August 5, 2011 at 10:56 am

  3. RLSH? We need the Keene Act, now more than ever.

    August 8, 2011 at 2:14 am

    • After seeing the whole documentary, I can confirm that we have nothing to worry about… There was a 17 year old kid with mild Aspergers (“Noir”) who suffered a panic attack. There was a 27 year old banker (“Dark Spartan”) who suffered a nervous breakdown. There was a 30-something knife enthusiast (“The Shadow”) who was still dealing with the trauma of being bulled for dyslexia as a kid. And a man in red and blue lycra (“Black Void”) who was legally allowed to carry his cane (good for winding people) because he suffered from irritable bowel syndrome and had lower back pains.

      In the end we learned that being a super hero is about what you do, not who you are. Or maybe it was the other way around…

      August 8, 2011 at 12:47 pm

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