99% High School Football Rules!

“the crowd took to the downtown streets, its anger and intensity swelled. Students shouted “We are Penn State.”

By which of course they meant “We are the 99%.”

“They turned their ire on a news van, a symbolic gesture that expressed a view held by many that the media exaggerated Mr. Paterno’s role in the Jerry Sandusky pedophilia scandal.”

By which of course they mean “the finance industry’s role in global inequality and environmental destruction.!

“Of course we’re going to riot,” he said. “What do they expect when they tell us at 10 o’clock that they fired our football coach?”

By which he of course means “when they tell us that the top 25% of American households have 87% of all the wealth.”

“A few, like Justin Muir, 20, a junior studying hotel and restaurant management, threw rolls of toilet paper into the trees.”

By which of course he means “studying Lacanian psychoanalysis and film theory”.

Rock on, bronies!!!

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5 responses

  1. BB

    I see you’ve been listening to Sunday night safran.

    November 11, 2011 at 12:15 am

    • I’m in the wrong hemisphere for that, unfortunately. But all my social worker friends back in Australia would listen to JJJ while they drove between meetings with Sudanese women’s collectives and parole officers.

      November 11, 2011 at 11:45 am

  2. Are they giving each other the five finger salute up ya?

    November 12, 2011 at 2:54 am

  3. Fisting?

    November 12, 2011 at 2:54 am

    • I think it’s a secret handshake shared by failed Republican Presidential candidates.

      November 12, 2011 at 8:47 am

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