Dear Diary. I got into an argument with Jedi Master Roland about China again. Apparently there will be no classes in China until the Chinese working class use the language of Marxism used by the capitalist-dominated Communist Party to protest against the capitalist-dominated Communist Party and demand the Communist Party use capitalism to build communism which of course it already is because Lenin’s Prophecies prophecy this. O well. At least no one is running a circular argument here. And at least we weren’t arguing about whether it’s ok to liquidate the Easter European peasantry again. The main thing is that even if we disagree about these things, we don’t let a few hundred thousand dead kulaks get in the way of our magical friendship.